Archive for the 'Snarf' Category

My new friend Oksana

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

My name is Oksana.
And you have very much liked me. And I have decided to write
to you that will meet you to get friendly communications.
I search to myself for the friend with whom it is
possible to spend time and can and to create in the future serious
attitudes.

If you want to learn about me more and […]

Buford knows me so well.

Sunday, August 5th, 2007

How did you know, Buford? How did you know?

O, yes, it is.

Friday, March 25th, 2005

From: Dr Yinka Lawrence Lawrence (a stupid, stupid spammer)
Reply To: Dry Ink Lawrence [maybe he uses a lot of white boards — ed.]
Subject: hello (urgent)
DEAR FRIEND,

REQUEST FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION/ASSISTANCE{PLEASE THIS IS NO SCAM}

So, what’s wrong with this picture? Let’s look at the rule violations, shall we?

If it says it’s “urgent,” it probably ain’t.
If I’m […]

RE: Where my money?

Thursday, March 24th, 2005

This arrived with a copy of the Netsky virus the other day:

From: A stupid, stupid spammer
To: [TarantulaHawk]
Subject: Re: Where my money?

Hello!
I have sent money to you yesterday and I don’t know why you haven’t received them yet. I can prove my words by screenshot of my e-gold history page. Look at the attach to the […]

Spam subject line of the week

Thursday, March 24th, 2005

Do You Use Crime Scene Supplies?

Um, no. Not as such.

Lesson 1

Saturday, March 19th, 2005

The point of this site is to give you some tools to fight spam and spammers.
Our secondary objective is to make you confident that you really are smarter than the enemy.
Our tertiary objective is to have some fun while we do it. And around here, that means making fun of stupid, stupid spammers.
So without […]